dells68 7,494 #1 Posted February 27, 2018 Oops! Pray for me boys. I forgot today was my anniversary!!!! Man, this dog bed smells rough! 2 13 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Kennell 35,770 #2 Posted February 27, 2018 At least you didn't buy her the wrong gift like I did. Mrs K said she wanted something that would go from 0-200 in 3 seconds. So what did I do.....buy her a new bathroom scale. 3 15 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elcamino/wheelhorse 9,046 #3 Posted February 27, 2018 @dells68 How is the sofa. That is almost as bad as forgetting the Birthday Day and Mothers Day . Glad to be me and not you. Where you taking her to dinner to tomorrow night ? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ebinmaine 63,137 #4 Posted February 27, 2018 Two words of advice: Google calendar Ok seriously. ... I do use it though. ..every day. Have to. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ebinmaine 63,137 #5 Posted February 27, 2018 5 hours ago, elcamino/wheelhorse said: @dells68 ........Where you taking her to dinner to tomorrow night ? And the next night. .... And the next night. .... And the next night. .... And the next night. .... And the next night. .... And the next night. .... And the next night. .... And the next night. .... And the next night. .... And the next night. .... And the next night. .... And the next night. .... And the next night. .... And the next night. .... And the next night. .... And the next night. .... And the next night. .... And the next night. .... And the next night. .... And the next night. .... And the next night. .... And the next night. .... And the next night. .... And the next night. .... And the next night. .... And the next night. .... And the next night. .... 4 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AMC RULES 36,945 #6 Posted February 27, 2018 Too bad... what did she get you? 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SylvanLakeWH 24,130 #7 Posted February 27, 2018 HHHMMM...May need to pull out all the stops and get her a new ... 3 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dells68 7,494 #8 Posted February 27, 2018 She got me a card and left it on the sofa. She said if I had remembered she was going to bring home some Olive Garden. Wanted to take her out to eat tonight, but she said she has too much to do - dr appt and local kids clothing sale to benefit local church. We'll just have to wait and see. Oh well, at least I remembered I'm married! She doesn't seem too peod, all things considered. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 51,682 #9 Posted February 27, 2018 36 minutes ago, AMC RULES said: Too bad... what did she get you? I had to point this out to my wife once. It is OUR anniversary, not just hers. . . . . . . Like I said, I did that once, I don't recommend anyone do it again. I survived; you may not! 3 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jerry77 1,218 #10 Posted February 27, 2018 1 hour ago, dells68 said: She doesn't seem too peod, all things considered. Don't turn your back.. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACman 7,507 #11 Posted February 27, 2018 (edited) Dells..... If we don’t hear from you in the next 48hrs. we’ll make sure to contact the authorities ....... !!! And as most of us married men know she’ll never forget ....EVER Edited February 27, 2018 by ACman 2 1 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SPINJIM 1,978 #12 Posted February 27, 2018 At least your anniversary isn't the same day as the WH Show. My wife's birthday is June 21st, and it's now a family joke that I go to the show every year on her birthday so I don't have to buy her dinner. I've invited her to go along to the show, and I would buy her a hot dog, but she just rolls her eyes. I try to make it up to her before or after the show. Jim 3 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
19richie66 16,942 #13 Posted February 27, 2018 14 hours ago, dells68 said: Oops! Pray for me boys. I forgot today was my anniversary!!!! Man, this dog bed smells rough! Should have went to Jared’s 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 51,682 #14 Posted February 27, 2018 2 hours ago, SPINJIM said: My wife's birthday is June 21st, My wife's birthday is June 22nd and I give here lots of piece and quiet for her birthday by going to the Big Show. When I get home she looks over the load in the bed of the truck and on the trailer and asks what I brought her. 2 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dells68 7,494 #15 Posted February 28, 2018 13 hours ago, 953 nut said: I had to point this out to my wife once. It is OUR anniversary, not just hers. . . . . . . Like I said, I did that once, I don't recommend anyone do it again. I survived; you may not! I'm still here. She's due home anytime now. She's stopping at the drug store - maybe I should watch what I eat and drink for a while. She might want to flush me out! 1 5 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dells68 7,494 #17 Posted February 28, 2018 3 minutes ago, 953 nut said: Don't have to worry about that with mine - she's scared to death of guns! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oliver2-44 8,852 #18 Posted February 28, 2018 My wife said I forgot our Anniversaty a few years ago. I showered her the date on the old laminated wedding invitation on the wall, she was 2 days early. Im now reminded every year of the one time I was right 3 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SylvanLakeWH 24,130 #19 Posted February 28, 2018 9 minutes ago, oliver2-44 said: My wife said I forgot our Anniversaty a few years ago. I showed her the date on the old laminated wedding invitation on the wall, she was 2 days early. Im now reminded every year of the one time I was right You may be the only man in recorded history who can document he was right, his wife was wrong, and live to tell the tale! 1 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 51,682 #20 Posted February 28, 2018 9 hours ago, oliver2-44 said: Im now reminded every year of the one time I was right Don't gloat over it too much. Just because you were wright once doesn't mean she will ever forget! 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
19richie66 16,942 #21 Posted February 28, 2018 I’m sure there is a “ooh what you did” card somewhere in her filing cabinet mind 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sarge 3,462 #22 Posted March 2, 2018 I forgot my wife's birthday, which is also our anniversary, wrong just once - 30yrs later I still get reminded annually...or just as an example now and then. Btw, the "memory of an elephant " comment is a bad idea, just fyi. It's the same as the importance of the dress, we don't get it but to a woman it means everything. You have to remember, they wanted the Fairy Tale, but settled for your dumb a$$, and don't you ever forget it. Besides, their ability to get even is highly documented, remember Lorena Bobbitt ?? Sleep with one eye open, bud - time does not heal all wounds. Sarge 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites