953 nut 59,914 #1 Posted February 3, 2017 In an effort to help our Moderators keep us in line I offer the following. The next time you feel the need to rant (we all do it from time to time) this list may be helpful. 11 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SylvanLakeWH 28,389 #2 Posted February 3, 2017 I would add: "Oh Poop", "Bull Cookies", "Stick it in your ear", "Say What?" and... "Geez"... So "Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!..." 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunahead72 2,543 #4 Posted February 3, 2017 That's a great list, D**k. I would add a couple more, both of which my wife uses on the rare occasions she doesn't feel it necessary to control her emotions: "FUDGE" and "BLOODY". I personally find "BLOODY" more offensive than some of the words I use on a semi-regular basis, but what the **** do I know? There's also a bit of irony in the Triple Play listed at the bottom of the list. Have you ever heard any of Bob Saget's stand-up routines? And oh yeah, this all just reminded me of a TV commercial that aired years ago. I don't remember the actual product (rarely do), but it was some sort of quick meal-in-a-box product. The pretty young Southern housewife is serving this whatever to her family, everybody's smiling, the narrator explains how convenient and nutritious and tasty the meal is, and our housewife smiles and says sweetly "And I didn't do diddly!". That was the original version. It was cute, as TV ads go, and sounded harmless enough. But apparently somebody decided it was offensive, because the last line was shortly replaced by "And I didn't do squat!". To me that sounded more crude, and the words just didn't flow as smoothly as the original version, but it stayed. It's hard to figure why certain words just get us upset and others don't. Life is generally pretty funny in this country. Not now so much, but mostly. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AMC RULES 37,196 #5 Posted February 3, 2017 Did anyone else notice Techy... is missing from this "crapola" list. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WHX?? 51,732 #6 Posted February 3, 2017 Pack sand was always one of my favs! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squonk 43,785 #7 Posted February 3, 2017 6 hours ago, AMC RULES said: Did anyone else notice Techy... is missing from this "crapola" list. That's because I didn't compile this list! I would ad, 'Great Horny Toadies"! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ClassicTractorProfessor 5,371 #8 Posted February 4, 2017 I always like my grandpas favorites. "Well frost my fritter" and "Sap-Sucking Son of a Buck" Those on the list are all good ones though 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 59,914 #9 Posted February 4, 2017 7 hours ago, Professor1990 said: "Sap-Sucking Son of a Buck" Now that is some mighty strong language there! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
obone 142 #10 Posted February 4, 2017 I like snap and frack. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Digger 66 3,488 #11 Posted February 4, 2017 I think one can get his or her point across without using profanity or it's cousins . Don't get me wrong , I'm a truck-driver & have a mouth like a sailor . But a public forum is no place for it . It's fun to read though 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACman 7,655 #12 Posted February 4, 2017 My son is 19 and doesn't swear or any of my kids for that matter . (didn't get it from me) and when he's mad he'll yell out a sentence. Right at the moment a cuss word is supposed to fly out he'll pause at that moment and keep going . I've tried to do it and can't no matter how hard I try . To many years on a farm dealing with dumb animals,machine shop and construction I guess . I agree with @Digger 66 I really enjoy this clean family friendly forum ! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Digger 66 3,488 #13 Posted February 4, 2017 Just now, ACman said: I've tried to do it and can't no matter how hard I try . Pretend your Mom is in the room , that'll shut it off . 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AMC RULES 37,196 #14 Posted February 4, 2017 Might just start it up. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squonk 43,785 #15 Posted February 5, 2017 YA DAG-GUM MANGY VARMINT! !!!! This is my default setting when I have to hold back at work! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
T-Mo-(Moderator) 4,602 #16 Posted February 5, 2017 Kind of reminds me of a quote contributed to President Andrew Jackson, "It is a poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squonk 43,785 #18 Posted February 5, 2017 On 2/3/2017 at 10:53 AM, AMC RULES said: Did anyone else notice Techy... is missing from this "crapola" list. Ya buck-tooth barnacle! Whatca doin workin on a Tecky ya idgit! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
