Achto 32,913 #401 Posted Tuesday at 12:57 PM I couldn't sleep last night.. .. because I was trying to remember the difference between insomnia and amnesia. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,913 #402 Posted Tuesday at 01:01 PM In the Old West, cowboys travelling home in the dark used to tie a lantern to their horse's saddle to help them find their way. It was an early form of saddle-light navigation. 3 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 70,163 #403 Posted Tuesday at 01:21 PM Why do cowboys ride horses? Because they're too heavy to carry! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,913 #411 Posted Wednesday at 11:08 AM The pessimist sees the dark tunnel. The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The realist sees two lights at the end of the tunnel. And the engineer sees three idiots standing on the tracks. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 70,163 #412 Posted Wednesday at 02:10 PM @Pullstart This one is for you! 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 70,163 #413 Posted Wednesday at 02:13 PM My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today! My kid gave me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. At least she inherited my sense of humor. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,913 #414 Posted yesterday at 12:00 PM What do you call the Dark Knight and a bowl of noodles? Batman and Ramen 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 70,163 #415 Posted yesterday at 12:15 PM How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 70,163 #424 Posted 15 hours ago Why are fish so smart? They live in schools! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,913 #425 Posted 5 hours ago Children in the dark can make accidents... But accidents in the dark can make children. 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
