Achto 32,896 #401 Posted yesterday at 12:57 PM I couldn't sleep last night.. .. because I was trying to remember the difference between insomnia and amnesia. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,896 #402 Posted yesterday at 01:01 PM In the Old West, cowboys travelling home in the dark used to tie a lantern to their horse's saddle to help them find their way. It was an early form of saddle-light navigation. 3 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 70,076 #403 Posted yesterday at 01:21 PM Why do cowboys ride horses? Because they're too heavy to carry! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,896 #411 Posted 4 hours ago The pessimist sees the dark tunnel. The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The realist sees two lights at the end of the tunnel. And the engineer sees three idiots standing on the tracks. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 70,076 #412 Posted 1 hour ago @Pullstart This one is for you! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 70,076 #413 Posted 1 hour ago My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today! My kid gave me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. At least she inherited my sense of humor. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
