CRF857 1,246 #376 Posted yesterday at 01:01 AM (edited) Prototype Tesla Edited yesterday at 01:02 AM by CRF857 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wallfish 20,712 #377 Posted yesterday at 01:25 AM A Chinaman goes to see the eye doctor... After the exam the doctor said, "I know why you're having trouble." The Chinaman says, "why?" Doctor said, "you have a cataract." Chinaman says, "no, I have a Rincoln Continental." 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 69,964 #378 Posted 13 hours ago Eye doctors dilate (die late). Eye doctors skip tape measures because they're great at eyeballing Eye Doctor had a patient complaining of a stabbing eye pain during coffee, doctor advised him to Take the spoon out of his coffee mug. Optometrists and teachers both spend their time testing pupils. A smartphone was wearing glasses because it lost its contacts. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
c-series don 12,587 #379 Posted 10 hours ago @953 nut Lets not forget the ole Eyecrometer 👁️ for the precise measurements 😂 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CRF857 1,246 #381 Posted 6 hours ago I wonder if there is a lot “c”. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CRF857 1,246 #385 Posted 6 hours ago Remember when we used to laugh at the commercial on TV “I’ve fallen and I cant get up”? Well, it is not so funny any more … The lady said she got banned from Weight Watchers for dropping a bag of M&Ms on the floor. She said it was the best game of “Hungry Hippos” she has ever watched. What did the DNA say during the conversation –“Do these genes make me look fat?” What are the worst IQ test results? When they come up negative… Why cant you trust atoms?? Because they make up everything. Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine… What do you call the wife of a hippy? Mississippi … What is the difference between an outlaw and an in-law? Outlaws are wanted. I started to sleep in the fireplace, now I sleep like a log. If you think I am annoying now, imagine if I could play the banjo! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dan 312-8 627 #386 Posted 5 hours ago 1 hour ago, CRF857 said: Yes indeed! And our neighborhood had the first remote controlled TV... Me! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,866 #387 Posted 5 hours ago Sleeping next to someone you love makes you fall asleep faster, reduces depression, reduces anxiety and helps you to live longer. Until they start to snore & fart in their sleep. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
