JimD 3,347 #1 Posted January 26, 2016 diving a teacher crazy. A kindergarten teacher was helping one of her students put his boots on. He had asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn’t want to go on. When the second boot was on, she was nearly out of breath. She almost whimpered when the little boy said, “Teacher, they’re on the wrong feet.” She looked and sure enough, they were. It wasn’t any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as they worked together to get the boots back on – this time on the right feet. He then announced, “These aren’t my boots.” She bit her tongue rather than scream, “Why didn’t you say so earlier?” like she wanted to. Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off. He then said, “They’re my brother’s boots. My Mom made me wear them.” She didn’t know if she should laugh or cry. She mustered up the grace to wrestle the boots on his feet again. She said, Now, where are your gloves?” He said, “I stuffed them in the toes of my boots…” 14 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevasaurus 23,276 #3 Posted January 26, 2016 I knew this kid in 1st grade!!! His name was Fred. Really!!! Might have been Mike?? No, it was Fred. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 59,890 #4 Posted January 26, 2016 Wonder how long it will take Craig to find the video of this. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elcamino/wheelhorse 9,362 #5 Posted January 26, 2016 How about feet with sock in wooden shoes? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squonk 43,778 #6 Posted January 26, 2016 1 hour ago, stevasaurus said: I knew this kid in 1st grade!!! His name was Fred. Really!!! Might have been Mike?? No, it was Fred. I had those boots with 300 metal clips on each one. They would get full of ice and wouldn't latch. Wonder Bread bags didn't help either. No wonder you don't wear socks! 28 minutes ago, 953 nut said: Wonder how long it will take Craig to find the video of this. now that's funny right there! If you don't think that's funny you get the heck out of here! 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 59,890 #8 Posted January 27, 2016 4 hours ago, 953 nut said: Wonder how long it will take Craig to find the video of this. Close, but not a video! Got to give you a lot of credit for the post though. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 59,890 #10 Posted January 27, 2016 We have a winner! 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AMC RULES 37,196 #11 Posted January 27, 2016 (edited) ...and a PM sent for the award too. Edited January 27, 2016 by AMC RULES 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squonk 43,778 #12 Posted January 27, 2016 Ok Craig, any video's of a monkey driving a school bus? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AMC RULES 37,196 #13 Posted January 27, 2016 Closest I've got here... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JimD 3,347 #14 Posted January 27, 2016 Slippery slope? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 59,890 #15 Posted January 28, 2016 13 hours ago, AMC RULES said: Closest I've got here... Got whiplash watching that one, ever consider a tripod? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AMC RULES 37,196 #16 Posted January 28, 2016 Tell that to Mrs Rules when you meet her... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites