JimD 3,345 #1 Posted December 8, 2015 (edited) A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping center was packed and as the wife walked around she was surprised to discover that her husband was nowhere to be found. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do and she became so worried that she called him on her cell phone to see where he was. In a quiet voice he said: "Do you remember that jewelers we went into about five years ago, where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn't afford, and I told you I would get it for you one day?" The wife choked up and began to cry and said: "Yes, I do remember that shop." He replied: "Well, I'm in the bar next door." Edited December 8, 2015 by JimD 14 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elcamino/wheelhorse 9,081 #2 Posted December 9, 2015 Good one 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 52,062 #3 Posted December 9, 2015 I need to remember that line. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougC 2,641 #4 Posted December 9, 2015 I've spent a lot more time in bars than jewelry stores. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WHX?? 46,967 #5 Posted December 9, 2015 5 hours ago, DougC said: I've spent a lot more time in bars than jewelry stores. Could that be why you have all the lumps on yer noggin Doug?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougC 2,641 #6 Posted December 9, 2015 1 hour ago, WHX6 said: Could that be why you have all the lumps on yer noggin Doug?? Yes. And that's why I ordered a new Red Square hard hat from Karl. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wishin4a416 2,189 #7 Posted December 9, 2015 Oh my. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
