Lets play another guessing game!!!

[Shuboxlover 480]

Other than being dead, the critter appears to have sustained minimal damage.

That's kind of what I thought......until I moved him off the side of the road so nobody else would hit him.

He was like a water balloon covered in a raccoon pelt. His insides were mush, no bone structure left whatsoever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :omg:

[6wheeler 669]

Well, being its a Nissan and all. And, iron being $150 a ton. I would have guessed about $500 bucks. . Just scrap it :laughing-rolling: . Just kidding . Uh, you do know? Raccoons emit a signal when something like this happens. They look at your license plate and telepathically send it out to the rest of the Raccoon mind wave "internet". So, keep your eyes peeled for a bunch of "Masked Avengers" looking for the owner of the murder vehicle. I hear they sneak up at night and tip over garbage cans and such. They are just brutal little avengers. They just keep messing with your mind til you go nuts. Cruel, but effective. Good luck.

[JC 1965 1,532]

:eusa-whistle: Technically I won also. I said the raccoon was totaled. :hide:

[bowtieguy 334]

But you forgot to subtract the price of the "coon hide"...(I'll assume that you took him home with ya!!) :ROTF:

[Shuboxlover 480]

But you forgot to subtract the price of the "coon hide"...(I'll assume that you took him home with ya!!)

I smoked him on my new pellet smoker/grille :)

[brybrychrismer 17]

Wonder what he'll collect from his insurance co?

all the raccoon got was life insurance ...........

[roscoemi 245]

So is that considered tenderized?

[varosd 1,185]

under the new health care law, the raccoon is gonna have to pay its deductible!!

[roscoemi 245]

Naw, under the new laws the coon can sue for pain and suffering. :teasing-poke:

[KC9KAS 4,744]

How much is the fine for killing the coon out of season? :ychain: