Questions to ponder...

[HorseFixer 2,012]

What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

english or african?

Brian I think he was reffering to Pacific Swallow :thumbs2:

[rmaynard 14,909]

What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

African or European?

[nylyon-(Admin) 7,121]

What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

African or European?

I don't know aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh kerplunk!

[SousaKerry 500]

European = 24Mph

African = unknown

source = European swallow velocity study

Ain't Google great :thumbs2:

[stevasaurus 22,232]

Capistrano must be a great place if the swallows keep going back there. :thumbs2:

[JimD 3,345]

Capistrano must be a great place if the swallows keep going back there.

Then why do they leave? :thumbs2:

[mr.pipes 4]

A FROG FALLS INTO A 30 FT DEEP HOLE,

HE JUMPS 3 FT EVERY NIGHT, BUT FALLS 2 FT EVERY DAY, HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE HIM TO CLEAR THE HOLE?

He climbs 3ft at night and falls 2ft during the day

So if he is at 3ft the first night and 1ft during day 2

Then the 28th day he will be at 27ft and should reach the top that night

[kosmikdebris 0]

Why are they called "APARTments" ?

[DavidD 0]

Note - Do not read this thread when you are supposed to be working...your boss knows sudden bursts of laughter is not caused by programming machines......just sayin!

Note - Do not read this thread when you are supposed to be working...your boss knows sudden bursts of laughter is not caused by programming machines......just sayin!

:banghead:

[kosmikdebris 0]

How do you know when you suffer from lexdysia ?

[whfan74 2,015]

Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?

[stevasaurus 22,232]

AT the end of this thread...I will attempt to answer all of the questions. :thumbs2:

[Coadster32 793]

Swallow

Isn't that the bird that doesn't re-produce? :thumbs2:

[71_Bronco 1,072]

In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?

[navkram 0]

Swallow

Isn't that the bird that doesn't re-produce?

Now thats Funny I dont care who you are

Doves are know as symbol of love.....would the swallow be for true love?

[Coadster32 793]

Doves are know as symbol of love.....would the swallow be for true love?

Not sure...but she'd be a keeper! :thumbs2:

[whfan74 2,015]

Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?

[Rooster 191]

AT the end of this thread...I will attempt to answer all of the questions.

How will you know when it is the end of the thread? :thumbs2:

[Mykol610 2]

Here's a bunch...

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

What is Satan's last name?

Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?

If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?

[JimD 3,345]

Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all.

To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it.

Women like silent men. They think they are listening.

"I am " is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do " is the longest sentence?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

How do you know that honesty is the best policy until you have tried some of the others? :thumbs2:

[tunahead72 2,343]

"If a man speaks and his wife isn't around to hear him, is he still wrong?"

I love this question! All you married guys know the answer to this one ... or at least THINK you do!

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This is a fun thread, so ...

What Is Your Favorite Stripe On The Flag?

[MikesRJ 552]

Mine, as should be yours fish-boy, is the second stripe down from the top. The first white one. Now answer why it is so.

[Duff 206]

Mine, as should be yours fish-boy, is the second stripe down from the top. The first white one. Now answer why it is so.

Would you be trying to equate the second stripe with Pennsylvania being the second to be recognized among the thirteen original colonies?

Duff

Hey, Ed - bet he wouldn't dare call Jorma or Jack "fish-boy"! Now, Mike, answer why it is so!

:banghead:

[MikesRJ 552]

Duff, you're a smart man!

BTW, Kaukonen and Casady would certainly be referred to as "fish boys". You could even throw in Piazza, Falzarano and Aronoff just for good measure.

[tunahead72 2,343]

Funny stuff, Mike, I was racking my brain the other night trying to figure out just what the heck you were talking about. And then it came to me ... kinda ... but I decided I'd have to Google or Bing or something to find out if I was on the right track, 'cause I ain't no history guy! And then Duff comes up with the answer, I assume he's correct?

And no, that's not my favorite stripe. :thumbs2: