Redbirdman 7 #1 Posted March 26, 2011 I was really peeved at some jerk so I looked up the phrase " as full of shT as a Christmas goose" and found this website:------> Really COOL SAYINGS I have been laughing so hard since I almost............well look for yourself! ED :thumbs: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
farmer 1,078 #2 Posted March 26, 2011 Ed, I have a few, here are two. When however hard you try things just don't work out- Might a well sh*t in your best hat. On an unobtainable item- Rare as rocking horse sh*t. :wh: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meadowfield 2,754 #3 Posted March 26, 2011 Ed, I have a few, here are two. When however hard you try things just don't work out- Might a well sh*t in your best hat. On an unobtainable item- Rare as rocking horse sh*t. the last one I use quite often, and I'm amazed by how many people look at me and go whats that?!? :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
neil 2,410 #4 Posted March 26, 2011 here are a few more to have a chuckle at, but let me apologise in advance if you think some are a bit naughty About as much use as a chocolate tea pot I need that about as much as i need a fart in a space suit As much use as a one legged man at an arse kicking competition She's angrier than a Bear with a sore head She's dressed up like a Dogs dinner About as useful as a Condom vending machine in the Vatican. He's that useless he couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery She's been up and down more times than a *****'s drawers She's been engaged more times than a telephone switchboard! He's tighter than a photo finish. He's sweating more than a Dog in a restaraunt He's got a head balder than a baby's arse. He's got the dress sense of an Oxfam model. He's got a nose like a blind carpenter's thumb. Last time I saw a face like that it was hanging at the Hunter's Lodge. As much use as a trap door on a lifeboat It's colder than a penguin's bollocks She's got a face like a picture - it needs hanging You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier She's had more pricks than a second hand dartboard As rare as a Blonde virgin I've seen more hair on a billiard ball He's as camp as a row of tents I've seen better teeth on a worn out gear box They call her 'The radio station' cuz she's so easy to pick up As useful as a grave robber in a crematorium You could park a bike on that bum He's as red as an overdrawn account at the local blood bank He's got a face as long as an undertakers tapemeasure Whiter than a pair of Snow White's knickers About as innocent as a Nun doing pressups in a Cucumber field. They've got a picture of her at the hospital - it saves using the stomach pump Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mavfreak 11 #5 Posted March 26, 2011 ok here is some "busier than a Hungry one eyed cat watching two mouse holes" for the height of something "Its up to the nuts of a nine foot Indian" to to hurry up "sh!$ or get off the pot" on wishing or hoping "Sh!% in one hand and wish in the other, see which fills up faster" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dresden Guy 24 #6 Posted March 26, 2011 An interesting thread to say the least!!!! Here are a couple..... My bad luck..... "If it was raining soup, I'd have a fork!" "There's always a light at the end of the tunnel, but with my luck it's probably a train coming"! "When my ship comes in, I'll likely be at the airport"! Overachievers, or over doing anything too big, Don't try to put a flower garden in with a bulldozer A woman with less than atractive legs.... I've seen better legs on a card table"! A person with a large posterior, butt, or ....... "When he/she walks, it's looks like two bulldogs fighting under a rug"!! And one of my favorite adages or observed truths...... What you DO, speaks so loud I can't hear a word you SAY!! (ponder that!!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dodge78 94 #7 Posted March 26, 2011 I'm not not a complete idiot, some parts are missing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
