JoeM 10,207 #1 Posted yesterday at 12:43 PM Do we have any here? 4 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WHX?? 57,934 #2 Posted yesterday at 12:45 PM Why is it the first thing that come to mind here is The Squonky?!?!? 1 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SylvanLakeWH 32,309 #3 Posted yesterday at 12:58 PM A recent poll found that just over 40% of Americans consider themselves political pundits. This is interesting, because the same poll found that just under 15% of Americans know what the word pundit means. ---- A rabbi, a pundit and a priest once decided to put their skills to the test, so they challenged each other...the challenge was who could convert a bear They all met a few days later.....the pundit and priest were ok but the rabbi was in a full body cast... so started the pundit...guess what...I read the Gita to the bear.... and now he is a pious Hindu The priest says...guess what, I read the bible to my bear....it brought tears to his eyes...he immediately had himself baptised now he is a devout christian.... Finally the Rabbi mutters....."shouldve left the circumcision for later" 12 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WHX?? 57,934 #5 Posted yesterday at 01:19 PM 19 minutes ago, SylvanLakeWH said: political pundits. I guess we can just thank God that Squonky is a engine pundit ... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,887 #6 Posted yesterday at 01:28 PM PUNDIT Past Participle of pin it; The Hill Billy pundit to the wall with a thumb tack. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ri702bill 12,929 #7 Posted yesterday at 01:31 PM Would that not be "The Hillbilly done pundit to the wall with a thumb tack"?? since it was already done... 2 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeM 10,207 #8 Posted yesterday at 02:04 PM 3 hours ago, 953 nut said: The Hill Billy pundit to the wall with a thumb tack the same guy that writes on the rear window of his mini van when pulled by his pickup, "vehical in toe" 1 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ri702bill 12,929 #9 Posted yesterday at 03:31 PM 1 hour ago, JoeM said: the same guy that writes on the rear window of his mini van when pulled by his pickup, "vehical in toe" They do not teach the proper English spelling for that until the 8th grade - he missed out... 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kenneth R Cluley 695 #10 Posted 5 hours ago Funniest one I ever saw was on a van being towed," TOAD CAR." 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ed Kennell 47,134 #11 Posted 5 hours ago 22 hours ago, 953 nut said: The Hill Billy pundit to the wall with a thumb tack. This mountain man represents that. I also warsh my truck and change the oral. 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites