Achto 32,889 #401 Posted 22 hours ago I couldn't sleep last night.. .. because I was trying to remember the difference between insomnia and amnesia. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,889 #402 Posted 22 hours ago In the Old West, cowboys travelling home in the dark used to tie a lantern to their horse's saddle to help them find their way. It was an early form of saddle-light navigation. 3 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 70,058 #403 Posted 22 hours ago Why do cowboys ride horses? Because they're too heavy to carry! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,889 #411 Posted 13 minutes ago The pessimist sees the dark tunnel. The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The realist sees two lights at the end of the tunnel. And the engineer sees three idiots standing on the tracks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
