CRF857 1,223 #376 Posted 14 hours ago (edited) Prototype Tesla Edited 14 hours ago by CRF857 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wallfish 20,710 #377 Posted 14 hours ago A Chinaman goes to see the eye doctor... After the exam the doctor said, "I know why you're having trouble." The Chinaman says, "why?" Doctor said, "you have a cataract." Chinaman says, "no, I have a Rincoln Continental." 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 69,952 #378 Posted 26 minutes ago Eye doctors dilate (die late). Eye doctors skip tape measures because they're great at eyeballing Eye Doctor had a patient complaining of a stabbing eye pain during coffee, doctor advised him to Take the spoon out of his coffee mug. Optometrists and teachers both spend their time testing pupils. A smartphone was wearing glasses because it lost its contacts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
