953 nut 69,759 #351 Posted October 21 What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon Prime account? Prime mates. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CRF857 1,203 #354 Posted 10 hours ago Make sure your pets put out their smokes and cover their feet. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 69,759 #355 Posted 9 hours ago Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,821 #356 Posted 4 hours ago A man walks into a pub with a tiny box in one hand, and a weird looking lamp in the other. He takes a seat right at the bar, orders a rum and coke, and opens the little box. He takes out a tiny little man and a very tiny piano. The tiny little man starts playing the piano like no tomorrow. The bartender comes with the man's rum and coke and is intrigued by the little piano man. The bartender also asks what "that pot" is. "A genie's lamp," says the man. So the bartender goes ahead and rubs the lamp. Out comes a genie. "Make a vish" says the genie. "Um okay, let me get a million bucks!" The genie disappears and the bartender waits. A few minutes later, a bunch of ducks start walking into the pub, one by one. "I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks," the bartender enthusiastically says. The man replies, "you think I wanted a 12-inch pianist?" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
