DAD JOKES

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What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea?

 

 

Their crews were marooned.

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If you ran a tanker full of water into a tanker full of vinegar. What sound would they make???

 

 

 

" DUSCHE !!!! "

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What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?

 

 

A barber-queue.

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A man's wife said to him, "Don't you dare waste any more money on buying rum anymore!"

The man replied, "Then maybe you should stop wasting money on your beauty parlor!"

The wife, taken aback by the logical answer, said, "But I do this so I look beautiful for you, my dear.."

To which the man simply said, "You see, I drink for the same reason too! So that you look beautiful to me!"

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Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs $ 2.50. You want to know why?

 

 

Inflation.

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A guy sits down in a movie theater and notices that the man in front of him has brought his dog and it's sitting in the seat next to him.

He thinks it's unusual, but he likes dogs so he decides that as long as it's not a distraction he won't mention it.

The movie starts and pretty soon there's a funny part. The dog makes some low woofing sounds that seem like laughter. In a little while there's a sad part and the dog appears to be weeping. This continues throughout the film and the man sitting behind the dog is astounded.

When the lights come up he taps the dog's owner on the shoulder and tells him, "I gotta say, and I know it sounds weird, but it seemed like your dog really enjoyed this movie."

The dog owner looks at the dog and nods. "I know, it really is weird," he says, "because he absolutely hated the book."