953 nut 69,404 #326 Posted yesterday at 01:06 PM What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea? Their crews were marooned. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,765 #327 Posted yesterday at 02:00 PM If you ran a tanker full of water into a tanker full of vinegar. What sound would they make??? " DUSCHE !!!! " 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 69,404 #328 Posted 22 hours ago What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,765 #329 Posted 3 hours ago A man's wife said to him, "Don't you dare waste any more money on buying rum anymore!" The man replied, "Then maybe you should stop wasting money on your beauty parlor!" The wife, taken aback by the logical answer, said, "But I do this so I look beautiful for you, my dear.." To which the man simply said, "You see, I drink for the same reason too! So that you look beautiful to me!" 3 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 69,404 #330 Posted 3 hours ago Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs $ 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
