adsm08 5,148 #301 Posted Saturday at 10:44 PM 28 minutes ago, Achto said: Joke still applies if that Dakota has a 3.7L or 4.7L engine. Or an automatic transmission. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 69,313 #302 Posted Saturday at 11:01 PM I haven't spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interrupt her! 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexR 3,112 #303 Posted Saturday at 11:28 PM Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in the crack! 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 69,313 #304 Posted Saturday at 11:38 PM When a toddler reaches the "why?" stage, it's like opening a bottle of champagne—once it's uncorked, there's no going back. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CRF857 1,115 #305 Posted 21 hours ago I have a new girlfriend. I call her my melancholy baby. Head like a melon. Face like a collie. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 69,313 #306 Posted 11 hours ago What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adsm08 5,148 #307 Posted 4 hours ago 7 hours ago, 953 nut said: What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be. Eh, I'd rather have the pictures. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CRF857 1,115 #308 Posted 1 hour ago On 10/10/2026 at 5:17 PM, Achto said: A wife finds her husband sipping some rum on the patio, he says, "I love you so much, I have no idea what I would do without you". The wife asks, "Is that you talking, or the rum?" He replied, "That's me, talking to the rum." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CRF857 1,115 #314 Posted 1 hour ago I can only handle 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know why. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,702 #315 Posted 1 hour ago The world record for a drum solo is 10 hours and 17 minutes. It’s held by the kid who sat behind me on American Airlines flight 86 from DFW to Paris. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 69,313 #316 Posted 1 hour ago I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CRF857 1,115 #317 Posted 1 hour ago what is green and smells like blue paint? Green paint! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,702 #318 Posted 1 hour ago A String Walks Into A Bar He says, "hey bar keep, I'll have a beer". The bartenders sternly replies, "we don't serve strings here". The string walks away discouraged. He comes in a few days later and tries again, "hey bar keep, I'll take a rye". The bartender, more aggravated replies, "I told you, we don't serve strings here!" The string leaves disappointed. The string figures he will try again a few days later. He walks up to the door of the bar and thinks for a second....This time he ties himself in a loop and messes up his hair. He walks up to the bar and says, "hello bar keep, I'll have a rum and coke". The bartender replies, "hey, aren't you a string?" The string replies, "no, I'm afraid not" 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 69,313 #319 Posted 40 minutes ago Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine! 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
