adsm08 5,148 #301 Posted yesterday at 10:44 PM 28 minutes ago, Achto said: Joke still applies if that Dakota has a 3.7L or 4.7L engine. Or an automatic transmission. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 69,305 #302 Posted yesterday at 11:01 PM I haven't spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interrupt her! 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexR 3,112 #303 Posted yesterday at 11:28 PM Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in the crack! 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 69,305 #304 Posted yesterday at 11:38 PM When a toddler reaches the "why?" stage, it's like opening a bottle of champagne—once it's uncorked, there's no going back. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CRF857 1,113 #305 Posted 20 hours ago I have a new girlfriend. I call her my melancholy baby. Head like a melon. Face like a collie. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 69,305 #306 Posted 10 hours ago What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adsm08 5,148 #307 Posted 3 hours ago 7 hours ago, 953 nut said: What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be. Eh, I'd rather have the pictures. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CRF857 1,113 #308 Posted 21 minutes ago On 10/10/2026 at 5:17 PM, Achto said: A wife finds her husband sipping some rum on the patio, he says, "I love you so much, I have no idea what I would do without you". The wife asks, "Is that you talking, or the rum?" He replied, "That's me, talking to the rum." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CRF857 1,113 #314 Posted 17 minutes ago I can only handle 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know why. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,697 #315 Posted 9 minutes ago The world record for a drum solo is 10 hours and 17 minutes. It’s held by the kid who sat behind me on American Airlines flight 86 from DFW to Paris. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 69,305 #316 Posted 3 minutes ago I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CRF857 1,113 #317 Posted 3 minutes ago what is green and smells like blue paint? Green paint! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
