953 nut 69,187 #277 Posted 2 hours ago A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop asks, "Do you have any luggage?" The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light". 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CRF857 1,028 #278 Posted 2 hours ago What concert cost just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickleback. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CRF857 1,028 #279 Posted 2 hours ago Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side. Where does the general keep his armies? In his sleevies. why don’t fish play basketball. They have issues with the net. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,650 #280 Posted 2 hours ago (edited) What if Stacy's Mom was Jessy's girl & her number was 867-5309?? Sorry if your too young to get that. Edited 2 hours ago by Achto 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adsm08 5,134 #281 Posted 1 hour ago (edited) 32 minutes ago, Achto said: What if Stacy's Mom was Jessy's girl & her number was 867-5309?? Sorry if your too young to get that. Then I'd jump off my shrimp boat and swim to shore to meet her. Edited 1 hour ago by adsm08 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
