Achto 32,630 #226 Posted Thursday at 09:53 PM 1 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 69,131 #227 Posted Thursday at 10:34 PM A farmer was driving his tractor along the road with a trailer load of fertilizer. A little boy of eight was playing in his yard when he saw the farmer and asked, 'What've you got in your trailer?' 'Manure,' Farmer replied. 'What are you going to do with it?' asked the boy. 'Put it on my strawberries,' answered the farmer. The boy replied, 'You ought to come and eat with us, we put ice-cream on our strawberries.' 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bar Nuthin 3,157 #228 Posted Friday at 01:47 AM (edited) Guy goes to the doctor "Doc, you gotta help me! For days, I can't get this song out of my head!" "I see, and what song is it that you can't get out of your head?" "What's New Pussycat! It's driving me crazy!" "Aaah, it sounds to me like you have a severe case of TJS." "TJS? What is TJS?" "Tom Jones Syndrome" "I've never heard of Tom Jones Syndrome. Is it rare?" "It's Not Unusual" Edited Friday at 01:47 AM by Bar Nuthin 4 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,630 #233 Posted Friday at 12:40 PM It has been years and still nobody knows why Notre Dame caught fire.... ...but Quasimodo has a hunch 1 4 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 69,131 #234 Posted Friday at 12:49 PM 10 hours ago, Bar Nuthin said: "I've never heard of Tom Jones Syndrome. Is it rare?" "It's Not Unusual" 1 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 69,131 #235 Posted Friday at 12:51 PM The farmer allows walkers to cross his field for free, But the bull charges! 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 69,131 #241 Posted 14 hours ago A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'll have some H₂O." The second guy says, "I'll have some H₂O too." The second guy dies because he drank H₂O₂, hydrogen peroxide! 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,630 #242 Posted 12 hours ago I searched google for "how to start a large fire" 52,000 matches 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 69,131 #249 Posted 2 hours ago Ten Technical Terms About Computers And What They Mean To Farmers 1. Log on: when you want to make the homestead warmer. 2. Log off: Timberrrrrrrrrrrr. 3. Mega Hertz: when you not careful getting the firewood. 4. Lap top: where the cat sleeps. 5. Hard drive: manoeuvring thought those rocky fields on the northern range when there is snow in the ground. 6. Windows: what to shut when it's cold outside. 7. Byte: what mosquitoes do. 8. Modem: what I did to the hay fields. 9. Keyboard: where the keys hang. 10. Mouse: critters that eat the grain in the barn. Not forgetting RAM [Random Access Memory]: when you can't remember anything at all from earlier. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adsm08 5,122 #250 Posted 1 hour ago (edited) Wife just told me "It hurts to sit" I immediately asked if she had tried a laxative. I am now getting the death stare. Edited 1 hour ago by adsm08 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
