953 nut 69,090 #227 Posted 17 hours ago A farmer was driving his tractor along the road with a trailer load of fertilizer. A little boy of eight was playing in his yard when he saw the farmer and asked, 'What've you got in your trailer?' 'Manure,' Farmer replied. 'What are you going to do with it?' asked the boy. 'Put it on my strawberries,' answered the farmer. The boy replied, 'You ought to come and eat with us, we put ice-cream on our strawberries.' 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bar Nuthin 3,154 #228 Posted 13 hours ago (edited) Guy goes to the doctor "Doc, you gotta help me! For days, I can't get this song out of my head!" "I see, and what song is it that you can't get out of your head?" "What's New Pussycat! It's driving me crazy!" "Aaah, it sounds to me like you have a severe case of TJS." "TJS? What is TJS?" "Tom Jones Syndrome" "I've never heard of Tom Jones Syndrome. Is it rare?" "It's Not Unusual" Edited 13 hours ago by Bar Nuthin 3 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,618 #233 Posted 3 hours ago It has been years and still nobody knows why Notre Dame caught fire.... ...but Quasimodo has a hunch 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 69,090 #234 Posted 2 hours ago 10 hours ago, Bar Nuthin said: "I've never heard of Tom Jones Syndrome. Is it rare?" "It's Not Unusual" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 69,090 #235 Posted 2 hours ago The farmer allows walkers to cross his field for free, But the bull charges! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
