Achto 32,587 #201 Posted yesterday at 10:11 AM Two idiots go on a fishing trip They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune. The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their holiday, one of the men catches a fish. As they're driving home, they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us $1,500!" The other guy says "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!" 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,976 #202 Posted 19 hours ago What did the periodic table say to the chemist? "I've got my ion you." 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,587 #209 Posted 3 hours ago A man and his friend were fishing by the river when a funeral procession approached. The man stood up, took off his hat, and waited for the procession to pass, and sat back down. His friend said,"That was very respectful of you, very nice." The man then replied,"Well we were married for 40 years." 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,976 #210 Posted 1 hour ago The graveside service had just ended when there was a frightening clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning accompanied by even louder thunder. The little old man looked at the pastor and said calmly, “Well, she’s there.” 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
