953 nut 68,918 #177 Posted 22 hours ago A man walks into a mechanic's shop late at night. Man: "Can you help me? I think I'm a moth." Mechanic: "I'm a mechanic. You need a psychiatrist." Man: "Yeah, I know." Mechanic: "Well, why did you come here then?" Man: "Your light was on." 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,918 #179 Posted 8 hours ago Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites