953 nut 68,789 #151 Posted yesterday at 12:24 PM 1. How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,464 #152 Posted 8 hours ago (edited) There was once a very successful farmer from Texas who started gaining interest in his ancestry. After doing some digging, he traced his lineage back to a small town in Ireland. And lo and behold, they were a family of farmers. So he packed his bags and took a trip to Ireland to visit the small town to see if he could track down some of his kin. After landing in Dublin, and driving an hour outside of the city, he stopped in a pub to grab a drink and start asking around about his family. The Texan sat down, ordered a pint, and started talking to the Irishman sitting at the bar. After explaining his story and the purpose of the trip, the Irishman responded, “You don’t say! I’ve never heard of your family, but I’m a farmer as well. Tell me, what’s it like farming in Texas?” “Gladly,” the Texan said, “farming in Texas has been quite lucrative for me. If you started out in the morning, and drove west, you could drive all day before you reached the end of my property. And if you started the next day and drove East all day, you wouldn’t reach the end of my property. Same thing North and South, you could drive either direction all day and you wouldn’t reach the end of my farmland.” “Ahh, I know what you mean,” said the Irishman, “I’ve got a truck like that as well.” Edited 7 hours ago by Achto 2 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,789 #153 Posted 4 hours ago What do you call a VW bus at the top of a long steep hill? A miracle. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,464 #154 Posted 40 minutes ago If I go on a discount fishing trip and I lose the worm off the hook of my fishing line... Am I entitled to a rebait? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
