Achto 32,430 #126 Posted yesterday at 03:30 PM Bored, the professor says to the farmer: "I ask you a question, if you can't answer it, you give me $5; then you ask me a question, if I can't answer it, I give you $500, what do you think?" The farmer nods. The professor asks the farmer: "What is the distance between the Earth and the Moon?" The farmer silently takes out $5 and gives it to the professor. The farmer asks the professor: "What animal has three legs when ascending a mountain and four legs when descending a mountain?" The professor thinks hardly but couldn't find an answer, so he reluctantly pulls out $500 for the farmer. The farmer takes the $500 and prepares to nap, the professor asks: "What animal is it!?" The farmer takes out $5 and gives it to the professor, then he falls asleep. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,699 #127 Posted yesterday at 03:54 PM What is a sheep's favorite game? Baaaa-d - mminton! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MainelyWheelhorse 3,063 #128 Posted 9 hours ago (edited) What’s Red and smells like blue paint…. Red paint. Edited 6 hours ago by MainelyWheelhorse 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,699 #129 Posted 5 hours ago Q: What did John Deere say to Allis Chalmers the night they were married? A: "Good night, Allis, Deere." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,430 #130 Posted 3 hours ago A farmer moved into town After getting settled in the new town, a farmer went to church for the first time. He found that the people in the church gossiped and shunned him for his poor appearance. After the service, the preacher went to the farmer and told him that "In this town, we get dressed up for church." "But I am but a humble farmer with no better clothes than these. What shall I do?" "Pray to God" the priest replied. "He will tell you what to do." The next week the farmer came back to church wearing different clothes, but they were no better than the other set of clothes he had on before. The priest interrupted the service to berate the farmer. "Didn't I tell you to ask God what to wear to come here?" "Yes sir you did." "And did you do that?" "Yes sir I did." "And what did God tell you to wear?" "Well to be honest father, he didn't know. He said he's never been in this church before." 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,699 #131 Posted 2 hours ago Q: What kind of a tractor comes in a box? A: A Case. Being a farmer isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cafoose 3,817 #132 Posted 1 hour ago 1 hour ago, Achto said: A farmer moved into town After getting settled in the new town, a farmer went to church for the first time. He found that the people in the church gossiped and shunned him for his poor appearance. After the service, the preacher went to the farmer and told him that "In this town, we get dressed up for church." "But I am but a humble farmer with no better clothes than these. What shall I do?" "Pray to God" the priest replied. "He will tell you what to do." The next week the farmer came back to church wearing different clothes, but they were no better than the other set of clothes he had on before. The priest interrupted the service to berate the farmer. "Didn't I tell you to ask God what to wear to come here?" "Yes sir you did." "And did you do that?" "Yes sir I did." "And what did God tell you to wear?" "Well to be honest father, he didn't know. He said he's never been in this church before." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
