Achto 32,427 #126 Posted 21 hours ago Bored, the professor says to the farmer: "I ask you a question, if you can't answer it, you give me $5; then you ask me a question, if I can't answer it, I give you $500, what do you think?" The farmer nods. The professor asks the farmer: "What is the distance between the Earth and the Moon?" The farmer silently takes out $5 and gives it to the professor. The farmer asks the professor: "What animal has three legs when ascending a mountain and four legs when descending a mountain?" The professor thinks hardly but couldn't find an answer, so he reluctantly pulls out $500 for the farmer. The farmer takes the $500 and prepares to nap, the professor asks: "What animal is it!?" The farmer takes out $5 and gives it to the professor, then he falls asleep. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,694 #127 Posted 21 hours ago What is a sheep's favorite game? Baaaa-d - mminton! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MainelyWheelhorse 3,062 #128 Posted 2 hours ago (edited) What’s Red and smells like blue paint…. Red paint. Edited 11 minutes ago by MainelyWheelhorse Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
