dodge78 141 #101 Posted Sunday at 04:48 PM Why does an elephant wear tennies? Nineys are too small and elevenies are too big. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,597 #103 Posted Monday at 12:16 AM The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin’. 1 3 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,376 #104 Posted Monday at 07:21 PM Why do cowboys ride horses? Because they're too heavy to carry. What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse? The ground. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,597 #105 Posted Monday at 11:36 PM Why was the cucumber mad? Because it was in a pickle! How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,376 #107 Posted 17 hours ago On a rural road, a state trooper pulled a farmer over and said, “Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?” To which the farmer replied: “Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!” 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,597 #108 Posted 14 hours ago (edited) Why did the lamb call the police? He had been fleeced. Edited 14 hours ago by 953 nut 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
