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Why does an elephant wear tennies?

 

Nineys are too small and elevenies are too big.

 

 

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953 nut

The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin’.

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Achto

Why do cowboys ride horses?

Because they're too heavy to carry.

 

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground.

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Why was the cucumber mad?                                       :ROTF:         Because it was in a pickle!

 

 

How did the farmer find his lost cow?                 :ph34r:                         He tractor down.

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Achto

On a rural road, a state trooper pulled a farmer over and said, “Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?”

To which the farmer replied: “Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!”

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Why did the lamb call the police? Drum Roll, Please Sticker He had been fleeced.

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