Achto 32,319 #76 Posted September 2 Wife: “Do you think our kids are spoiled?” Husband: “No, I think most kids smell that way.” Wife: “Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he leaves for work. Why don’t you do that?” Husband: “How can I? I don’t even know her.” 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
C100guy94 125 #77 Posted September 2 On 8/26/2026 at 6:08 PM, CRF857 said: My wife's moto. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,442 #78 Posted September 2 What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit? Straw-berries! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,319 #79 Posted September 3 If it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,442 #80 Posted September 3 What do farmers use to make crop circles? A Pro-tractor 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,319 #81 Posted Friday at 10:15 AM When my wife says, "I'll do it later," I know it means 'after I finish this episode, or season, or series." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,442 #82 Posted Friday at 11:48 AM What farm animal keeps the best time? A watch dog! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,319 #83 Posted yesterday at 11:47 AM My wife and I always compromise: I admit I'm wrong, and she agrees with me. 1 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SylvanLakeWH 32,107 #84 Posted yesterday at 12:00 PM 7 minutes ago, Achto said: My wife and I always compromise: I admit I'm wrong, and she agrees with me. Mrs Sylvan says you are very wise... I told her what about your questionable choice of friends... She gave me the look... So i compromised... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,442 #85 Posted yesterday at 12:16 PM What day do potatoes hate the most? Fry-day! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handy Don 17,297 #86 Posted yesterday at 12:17 PM 16 minutes ago, SylvanLakeWH said: I told her what about your questionable choice of friends... I don’t want to question my spouse, but she thinks highly of my “tractor friends.” 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,442 #87 Posted 18 hours ago 11 hours ago, Handy Don said: I don’t want to question my spouse, but she thinks highly of my “tractor friends.” She probably doesn't know us very well probably should keep it that way. 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,319 #88 Posted 7 hours ago (edited) Most people don’t like horse jokes, so I’m going against the rein. I love a good horse pun, but then I’m a little unstable. What does it mean if you find a horseshoe? Some poor horse is walking around in his socks. Why are horses such bad dancers? They’ve got two left feet. I put a bet on a horse to come in at 10 to 1 – and it did! Unfortunately all the others came in at 12.30. Edited 7 hours ago by Achto 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,442 #89 Posted 5 hours ago How to Buy a Horse Ethan walks into a barn with a farmer to buy a horse The horse is laid down in some straw. After giving the horse the once-over Ethan says, "This horse hasn't got any shoes on." The farmer replies "Well he hasn't got up yet. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
