Achto 32,314 #76 Posted September 2 Wife: “Do you think our kids are spoiled?” Husband: “No, I think most kids smell that way.” Wife: “Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he leaves for work. Why don’t you do that?” Husband: “How can I? I don’t even know her.” 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
C100guy94 125 #77 Posted September 2 On 8/26/2026 at 6:08 PM, CRF857 said: My wife's moto. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,427 #78 Posted September 2 What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit? Straw-berries! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,314 #79 Posted Thursday at 10:21 AM If it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,427 #80 Posted Thursday at 12:14 PM What do farmers use to make crop circles? A Pro-tractor 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,314 #81 Posted Friday at 10:15 AM When my wife says, "I'll do it later," I know it means 'after I finish this episode, or season, or series." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,427 #82 Posted Friday at 11:48 AM What farm animal keeps the best time? A watch dog! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,314 #83 Posted 16 hours ago My wife and I always compromise: I admit I'm wrong, and she agrees with me. 1 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SylvanLakeWH 32,107 #84 Posted 16 hours ago 7 minutes ago, Achto said: My wife and I always compromise: I admit I'm wrong, and she agrees with me. Mrs Sylvan says you are very wise... I told her what about your questionable choice of friends... She gave me the look... So i compromised... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,427 #85 Posted 15 hours ago What day do potatoes hate the most? Fry-day! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handy Don 17,296 #86 Posted 15 hours ago 16 minutes ago, SylvanLakeWH said: I told her what about your questionable choice of friends... I don’t want to question my spouse, but she thinks highly of my “tractor friends.” 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,427 #87 Posted 4 hours ago 11 hours ago, Handy Don said: I don’t want to question my spouse, but she thinks highly of my “tractor friends.” She probably doesn't know us very well probably should keep it that way. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
