Achto 32,312 #76 Posted Wednesday at 05:04 PM Wife: “Do you think our kids are spoiled?” Husband: “No, I think most kids smell that way.” Wife: “Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he leaves for work. Why don’t you do that?” Husband: “How can I? I don’t even know her.” 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
C100guy94 125 #77 Posted Wednesday at 05:50 PM On 8/26/2026 at 6:08 PM, CRF857 said: My wife's moto. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,417 #78 Posted Wednesday at 06:29 PM What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit? Straw-berries! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,312 #79 Posted Thursday at 10:21 AM If it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,417 #80 Posted Thursday at 12:14 PM What do farmers use to make crop circles? A Pro-tractor 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,312 #81 Posted Friday at 10:15 AM When my wife says, "I'll do it later," I know it means 'after I finish this episode, or season, or series." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,417 #82 Posted Friday at 11:48 AM What farm animal keeps the best time? A watch dog! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,312 #83 Posted 3 hours ago My wife and I always compromise: I admit I'm wrong, and she agrees with me. 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SylvanLakeWH 32,105 #84 Posted 2 hours ago 7 minutes ago, Achto said: My wife and I always compromise: I admit I'm wrong, and she agrees with me. Mrs Sylvan says you are very wise... I told her what about your questionable choice of friends... She gave me the look... So i compromised... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,417 #85 Posted 2 hours ago What day do potatoes hate the most? Fry-day! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handy Don 17,289 #86 Posted 2 hours ago 16 minutes ago, SylvanLakeWH said: I told her what about your questionable choice of friends... I don’t want to question my spouse, but she thinks highly of my “tractor friends.” 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
