Achto 32,305 #76 Posted Wednesday at 05:04 PM Wife: “Do you think our kids are spoiled?” Husband: “No, I think most kids smell that way.” Wife: “Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he leaves for work. Why don’t you do that?” Husband: “How can I? I don’t even know her.” 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
C100guy94 124 #77 Posted Wednesday at 05:50 PM On 8/26/2026 at 6:08 PM, CRF857 said: My wife's moto. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,334 #78 Posted Wednesday at 06:29 PM What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit? Straw-berries! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,305 #79 Posted yesterday at 10:21 AM If it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,334 #80 Posted yesterday at 12:14 PM What do farmers use to make crop circles? A Pro-tractor 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,305 #81 Posted 2 hours ago When my wife says, "I'll do it later," I know it means 'after I finish this episode, or season, or series." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,334 #82 Posted 1 hour ago What farm animal keeps the best time? A watch dog! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
