Achto 32,300 #76 Posted 19 hours ago Wife: “Do you think our kids are spoiled?” Husband: “No, I think most kids smell that way.” Wife: “Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he leaves for work. Why don’t you do that?” Husband: “How can I? I don’t even know her.” 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
C100guy94 123 #77 Posted 18 hours ago On 8/26/2026 at 6:08 PM, CRF857 said: My wife's moto. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,315 #78 Posted 17 hours ago What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit? Straw-berries! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,300 #79 Posted 2 hours ago If it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,315 #80 Posted 7 minutes ago What do farmers use to make crop circles? A Pro-tractor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites