953 nut 68,280 #53 Posted August 24 Why did the cabbage win the race? Because it was ahead! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,276 #54 Posted August 26 Every married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,280 #55 Posted August 26 What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CRF857 519 #56 Posted Wednesday at 10:08 PM (edited) Edited Wednesday at 10:10 PM by CRF857 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,280 #57 Posted Wednesday at 10:32 PM Farmers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, turn-ip the covers, en-dive into bed! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SylvanLakeWH 32,048 #58 Posted Wednesday at 11:30 PM You can call me anything you want, just don't call me late for dinner... 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,280 #59 Posted Wednesday at 11:39 PM What happened when the farmer crossed a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier? He got a hot-diggity-dog! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,276 #60 Posted Thursday at 10:41 AM (edited) What did the groom say after he spent $500 to rent a limousine, then realized he had to hire the driver separately? “I spent all that money, and I have nothing to chauffeur it.” Edited Thursday at 10:42 AM by Achto 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,280 #61 Posted Thursday at 12:14 PM What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows? Udder nonsense! 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CRF857 519 #63 Posted Thursday at 06:50 PM A pun walked into a bar. Ten people immediately died. Pun in, ten dead. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,280 #64 Posted Friday at 11:56 AM Who tells chicken jokes? Comedi hens! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,276 #65 Posted Friday at 12:27 PM Marriage is like a deck of cards. At first, you need two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you just want a club and a spade. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,280 #66 Posted Friday at 12:32 PM Where do farmers send their kids to grow? Kinder-garden. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CRF857 519 #67 Posted Friday at 05:32 PM 22 hours ago, CRF857 said: A pun walked into a bar. Ten people immediately died. Pun in, ten dead. A local radio station had a pun contest. A guy really wanted to win. He submitted ten puns. None of them won the contest. No pun in ten did. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,280 #68 Posted Friday at 11:52 PM What grows under your nose? Tulips! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,276 #69 Posted Saturday at 04:31 PM My son asked me what it's like to be married so I told him to leave me alone and when he did I asked him why he was ignoring me. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,280 #70 Posted Saturday at 07:32 PM What new crop did the farmer plant? Beets me! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,280 #71 Posted Sunday at 11:30 AM What kind of pigs know karate? Pork chops! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,276 #72 Posted 4 hours ago I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me, "Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace." So, I'm going to get her nothing. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,280 #73 Posted 3 hours ago What new crop did the farmer plant? Beets me! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,280 #74 Posted 3 hours ago If a cow laughed really hard.... would milk come out of her nose? Why did the cow jump over the moon? The farmer had cold hands. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
