953 nut 68,178 #53 Posted Monday at 10:54 PM Why did the cabbage win the race? Because it was ahead! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,262 #54 Posted yesterday at 10:31 AM Every married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,178 #55 Posted yesterday at 11:33 AM What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CRF857 503 #56 Posted yesterday at 10:08 PM (edited) Edited yesterday at 10:10 PM by CRF857 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,178 #57 Posted yesterday at 10:32 PM Farmers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, turn-ip the covers, en-dive into bed! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SylvanLakeWH 32,008 #58 Posted 23 hours ago You can call me anything you want, just don't call me late for dinner... 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,178 #59 Posted 23 hours ago What happened when the farmer crossed a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier? He got a hot-diggity-dog! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,262 #60 Posted 12 hours ago (edited) What did the groom say after he spent $500 to rent a limousine, then realized he had to hire the driver separately? “I spent all that money, and I have nothing to chauffeur it.” Edited 12 hours ago by Achto 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,178 #61 Posted 11 hours ago What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows? Udder nonsense! 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CRF857 503 #63 Posted 4 hours ago A pun walked into a bar. Ten people immediately died. Pun in, ten dead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
