953 nut 68,160 #53 Posted Monday at 10:54 PM Why did the cabbage win the race? Because it was ahead! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,254 #54 Posted 14 hours ago Every married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,160 #55 Posted 13 hours ago What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CRF857 500 #56 Posted 2 hours ago (edited) Edited 2 hours ago by CRF857 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,160 #57 Posted 2 hours ago Farmers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, turn-ip the covers, en-dive into bed! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SylvanLakeWH 32,005 #58 Posted 1 hour ago You can call me anything you want, just don't call me late for dinner... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,160 #59 Posted 1 hour ago What happened when the farmer crossed a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier? He got a hot-diggity-dog! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
