953 nut 68,009 #27 Posted 13 hours ago Why did everyone invite the MUSHROOM to their parties? He is a FUNGI. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EB-80/8inPA 2,069 #29 Posted 10 hours ago I told my wife I was making a bicycle out of spaghetti. She didn't believe me... Until I rode pasta. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,009 #30 Posted 1 hour ago An old farmer was walking down the path to the pond when he spotted a bullfrog. He reached down and grabbed the frog and started to put him in his pocket when the bullfrog said, "Kiss me on the lips and I will turn into a beautiful farmers wife." Again the old farmer started to put the frog in his pocket. The frog asked, "Didn't you hear what I said?" The farmer looked at the frog and said," At my age I'd rather have a talking frog." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 68,009 #31 Posted 1 hour ago Why did the tomato blush? Because he saw the salad dressing! What do you call an arctic cow? An eskimoo! What do you call a pig thief? A hamburglar! What do you get when you cross a garden with an Elephant? Squash! What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer. Farmer: "Why can't you make bread like my mother?" Wife: "Why can't you make dough like my father?" Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pony! Doctor: Don't worry, you're just a little hoarse! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
