SylvanLakeWH 31,921 #3 Posted Tuesday at 07:53 PM 2 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 67,971 #4 Posted Tuesday at 11:52 PM (edited) Edited Wednesday at 12:00 PM by 953 nut 2 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SylvanLakeWH 31,921 #5 Posted Wednesday at 12:00 AM My wife rearranged the spice rack labels... I haven't told her yet but the thyme is cumin... 1 3 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
c-series don 12,248 #6 Posted Wednesday at 12:02 AM Keep em coming! I love this kind of stuff! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CasaytheMann 231 #7 Posted Wednesday at 01:34 AM If Apple made a car, would it have Windows? 2 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CasaytheMann 231 #8 Posted Wednesday at 01:35 AM “If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?!” 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CasaytheMann 231 #9 Posted Wednesday at 01:36 AM “What’s black and bad for your teeth? A bowling ball.” 1 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CasaytheMann 231 #10 Posted Wednesday at 03:39 AM What do you get when you put ducks in a cement mixer? Quacks in the concrete! 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,196 #11 Posted Wednesday at 12:33 PM (edited) What do you call a well balance Horse? Stable Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent. What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "Any idea how to drive this thing?" What did the drummer name her twin daughters? Anna 1,Anna 2 Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? They lactose. I stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was. Then it dawned on me. Why do chicken coops only have two doors? If they had four, they would be chicken sedans! I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. Edited Wednesday at 04:21 PM by Achto 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 67,971 #13 Posted Wednesday at 12:52 PM (edited) What does a man have that; is somewhat ridged, somewhat flexible, has the following letters in its spelling, S I N E P ? ? ? ? SPINE What did you think I was spelling? Edited 15 hours ago by 953 nut 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,196 #14 Posted Wednesday at 01:55 PM (edited) It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the bar, but a 45 minute walk from the bar to my house. The difference is staggering. Edited Wednesday at 02:01 PM by Achto 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bar Nuthin 2,897 #15 Posted Wednesday at 03:09 PM (edited) Q: Why do SCUBA divers always fall out of the boat backwards? A: If they fell forwards, they'd land in the boat! Q: Do you know why, when geese fly in a V formation, one side is always longer that the other? A: There are more geese on that side. Halloween bonus joke... A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer and a mop." Edited Wednesday at 03:12 PM by Bar Nuthin 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squonk 47,601 #16 Posted Wednesday at 04:20 PM (edited) I drive my son nuts with "Dadisms " My favorite is " You can't spoil a rotten egg! " Another one stolen from Yoga Berra when we are deciding where to eat: "No one goes there anymore. It's too crowded." Edited Wednesday at 04:20 PM by squonk 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dan 312-8 593 #19 Posted 11 hours ago (edited) These are all like your typical farmer. Outstanding in their field! Edited 11 hours ago by Dan 312-8 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EB-80/8inPA 2,066 #20 Posted 6 hours ago How did the farmer stalk his ex? He tractor. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CasaytheMann 231 #21 Posted 52 minutes ago Stephen King has a son named Joe. I'm not joking, he is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
