953 nut 67,929 #4 Posted 16 hours ago (edited) Edited 4 hours ago by 953 nut 2 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SylvanLakeWH 31,911 #5 Posted 16 hours ago My wife rearranged the spice rack labels... I haven't told her yet but the thyme is cumin... 1 2 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
c-series don 12,242 #6 Posted 15 hours ago Keep em coming! I love this kind of stuff! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CasaytheMann 231 #7 Posted 14 hours ago If Apple made a car, would it have Windows? 2 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CasaytheMann 231 #8 Posted 14 hours ago “If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?!” 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CasaytheMann 231 #9 Posted 14 hours ago “What’s black and bad for your teeth? A bowling ball.” 1 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CasaytheMann 231 #10 Posted 12 hours ago What do you get when you put ducks in a cement mixer? Quacks in the concrete! 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,184 #11 Posted 3 hours ago What do you call a well balance Horse? Stable Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent. What id the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "Any idea how to drive this thing?" What did the drummer name her twin daughters? Anna 1,Anna 2 Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? They lactose. I stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was. Then it dawned on me. Why do chicken coops only have two doors? If they had four, they would be chicken sedans! I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut 67,929 #13 Posted 3 hours ago What does a man have that; is somewhat ridged, somewhat flexible, has the following letters in its spelling, N S P E I ? ? ? ? SPINE What did you think I was spelling? 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Achto 32,184 #14 Posted 2 hours ago (edited) It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the bar, but a 45 minute walk from the bar to my house. The difference is staggering. Edited 1 hour ago by Achto 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bar Nuthin 2,895 #15 Posted 51 minutes ago (edited) Q: Why do SCUBA divers always fall out of the boat backwards? A: If they fell forwards, they'd land in the boat! Q: Do you know why, when geese fly in a V formation, one side is always longer that the other? A: There are more geese on that side. Halloween bonus joke... A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer and a mop." Edited 48 minutes ago by Bar Nuthin 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
