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Does a bear S*** in the woods???

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Blasterdad
1 hour ago, pfrederi said:

 Bear tracks went right up to the door of the porta-potty   :-)

 

I assume you didn't open the door...:scared-eek:

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Beap52
Just now, Blasterdad said:

 

I assume you didn't open the door...:scared-eek:

No, the contractor likely still had a firm hold of the door--probably a one-holer

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ebinmaine

As a fellow Bear I can assure we DO 💩 in the woods. And porta potties.  

Never under a bird feeder though.  

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adsm08
51 minutes ago, ebinmaine said:

As a fellow Bear I can assure we DO 💩 in the woods. And porta potties.  

Never under a bird feeder though.  

 

Well you aren't supposed to crap where you eat.

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ebinmaine
2 minutes ago, adsm08 said:

 

Well you aren't supposed to crap where you eat.

 

Correct 

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Handy Don

Bears and pigs and crows and raccoons. WAY smart animals. 

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squonk

Mel Tillis tells a funny story of putting a speaker in his Uncles 2 hole outhouse. Wish it was on YT so I could link it. I hear it from time to time on XM ch. 97.

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cafoose
1 hour ago, squonk said:

Wish it was on YT so I could link it.

 

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953 nut

Just a casual observation, lately we have covered topics including plugged drain field, stopped up septic tanks, where a bear defecates and the venerable out house.        :angry-tappingfoot:     All are necessary and seem to garner a lot of input but can we get back to talkin' tractors please.         :ROTF:

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Pullstart
1 hour ago, 953 nut said:

Just a casual observation, lately we have covered topics including plugged drain field, stopped up septic tanks, where a bear defecates and the venerable out house.        :angry-tappingfoot:     All are necessary and seem to garner a lot of input but can we get back to talkin' tractors please.         :ROTF:


aww crap we got caught wandering… 

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ebinmaine
1 hour ago, 953 nut said:

 but can we get back to talkin' tractors

Sure but I don't 💩 near any tractors...

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SylvanLakeWH
33 minutes ago, ebinmaine said:

Sure but I don't 💩 near any tractors...


Good plan... gets in the tire treads... :scared-eek:

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WHX??

My personal favorite question regarding the mysteries of life ...

 

Does the pope s$#t in the woods?? Is a bear catholic? 

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ebinmaine
42 minutes ago, WHX?? said:

 

 

Does the pope s$#t in the woods??

 

This I don't know...

 

 

 

42 minutes ago, WHX?? said:

Is a bear catholic? 

 

For this particular Bear?

Absolutely not. Or any other denomination for that matter.  

 

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Handy Don
2 hours ago, SylvanLakeWH said:


... gets in the tire treads... :scared-eek:

This BEGS to be elevated to a new thread of its own!

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SylvanLakeWH
27 minutes ago, Handy Don said:

This BEGS to be elevated to a new thread of its own!

Ah yes... What's In Your Tire Tread... :handgestures-thumbupright:

 

Mandatory photos of course. :scared-eek:

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Handy Don
49 minutes ago, SylvanLakeWH said:

Ah yes... What's In Your Tire Tread... :handgestures-thumbupright:

 

Mandatory photos of course. :scared-eek:

No post accepted without a photo of a personally-experienced smushing and/or the subsequent cleanup! 💩

Could such a thread complement the ongoing tire tread and septic woes threads?

 

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squonk
7 hours ago, cafoose said:

 

Mel's story is about Miss Armstrong getting comfortable in the 2 holer. Then Mel gets on the speaker and asks her to move to the other hole because he was painting inside the one she was sittin on! :hilarious:

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stevasaurus

We had 4 holers in Lac Suel Canada where we went Waleye fishing.  Talk about not sharing your fishing hole !!  :occasion-xmas:

Did you hear the one about the one armed fisherman ??  :confusion-confused:

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