Oops!

[Pullstart 68,363]

Of all the years making videos, I let one rip while on camera the other night.  First time ever, believe it or not.  Editing the footage, I was falling over laughing!  
 

 

[ebinmaine 74,758]

[Bar Nuthin 1,544]

Dang it! I was hoping this was an "outtake" reel. 

[953 nut 62,402]

Well, at least no blood was spilled.  You're getting better,          

[squonk 44,703]

That's not even rusty! 

 

NY says "Hold my Beer!" 

[ri702bill 10,152]

Any time Kevin starts off a new posting with "Oops!", I figure OK, now what way did he hurt himself??!

 

I find that nothing fits like genuine OE pads. And, yes, you still need to clean up the bracket & the caliper pins. (and use the proper sliding grease...).

I will use a quality name brand OE replacement disc, maybe top shelf pads if I cannot get the OE...

[kpinnc 15,826]

I accidentally crop dusted my FIL this past weekend. Shocked us both. I just never did that in front of him. I'm 55 years old and every other time I've ever done that, I laugh like an 8 year old. 

 

Guess you're never too old to get embarrassed! 

[WHX?? 53,046]

At tractor gatherings we often have contests in $h1'ting ones pants ain't that right @Achto. Not to mention dropping the kids off at the pool ... 

[kpinnc 15,826]

4 hours ago, WHX?? said:

At tractor gatherings we often have contests in $h1'ting ones pants ain't that right @Achto. Not to mention dropping the kids off at the pool ..

 

Proof that SOME of what women say about us is true...

 

We never grow up. While true, I can't imagine being any other way. If I can't have a little fun in life (just occasionally), then what is the point? 

 

I don't stay in touch with my inner child. I AM my inner child! 

[Beap52 1,684]

When the wife calls me out, I just tell her "I thought I just heard the 'trumpet of the Lord'."   (Can't do it with a straight face though.)

[ebinmaine 74,758]

47 minutes ago, Beap52 said:

When the wife calls me out

 

Let's just say the contests here have two sides......

[Mickwhitt 5,213]

If someone peels one off in public there are a few responses to lighten the mood;-

Parp........"More tea vicar?" Very polite riposte toa trouser cough

 

Guff......."Come in Brown,  you're through"  Bit of an ex forces response.

 

Toot......."Hark! Odin approacheth" A nod back to our Viking roots

 

Honk....."Ventus surgit"  (The wind is getting up). 43 AD and the Romans come to our shores.

 

Frrrt....."Ah shud check tha' not touchin't cloth theer owd lad".  True Yorkshire concern after a window rattler. 

 

So there are plenty of amusing assides for when someone whistles in their "Y fronts" or suffers a trouser cough. 

 

I guess the boffins at NASA might say.....

"Someone has just experienced a Partial Rapid, Unexpected Disassembly! "

 

Mick 

[ebinmaine 74,758]

18 hours ago, kpinnc said:

 

Proof that SOME of what women say about us is true...

 

We never grow up. While true, I can't imagine being any other way. If I can't have a little fun in life (just occasionally), then what is the point? 

 

I don't stay in touch with my inner child. I AM my inner child! 

 

 

I tell people:  I tried bein'  a growup adult person for about 2 decades. It sucked! So I reverted back to around 5 or 7 brain years. 

 

[953 nut 62,402]

6 hours ago, Mickwhitt said:

trouser cough

That is what my father called it                      he passed away 27 years ago and that phrase reminded me of Dad.

[Pullstart 68,363]

3 hours ago, ebinmaine said:

 

 

I tell people:  I tried bein'  a growup adult person for about 2 decades. It sucked! So I reverted back to around 5 or 7 brain years. 

 

I tell my girls “Just imagine how bad Daddy’s tummy would hurt if all that gas had to stay in there!”  or lately I just blame it on my shoulder.

[ClassicTractorProfessor 5,439]

I’ve done that a few times. All but once I caught it and edited it out. But once working on the C I let one slip, and then late at night editing it slipped through and made it into the final video, didn’t know it until a couple days later when someone pointed it out in the comments section 

[Beap52 1,684]

My father in law's cousin was rather onery.  They were standing in line at a movie house one evening and the cousin ripped a loud one off.  He turned to the lady behind him and said "That's OK lady, I'll  take the blame for it!"  She broke line and left. 

[Pullstart 68,363]

1 hour ago, Beap52 said:

My father in law's cousin was rather onery.  They were standing in line at a movie house one evening and the cousin ripped a loud one off.  He turned to the lady behind him and said "That's OK lady, I'll  take the blame for it!"  She broke line and left. 

 @Achto you related to @Beap52 and you not telling us?

[Achto 29,955]

While Christmas shopping with my wife one year I snuck out a S.B.D. just as we were checking out. Told my wife that I was gonna go warm the car up and left her standing there with it. She said the checker was giving her dirty looks the whole time. 

[kpinnc 15,826]

On 11/16/2025 at 5:39 PM, Achto said:

While Christmas shopping with my wife one year I snuck out a S.B.D. just as we were checking out. Told my wife that I was gonna go warm the car up and left her standing there with it. She said the checker was giving her dirty looks the whole time. 

 

I walked by my wife years ago at the grocery store and was "drafting" a respiratory atom bomb. She had my infant daughter in the baby carrier on the shopping cart...

 

There were several strangers within earshot of her, so I declared rather loudly "Mam, I think you should change that child's diaper" and walked straight out to the truck. 

 

...it took several weeks for the bruising and stitches to heal, but I am still here. 

 

So I have 3 daughters all these years later. When (not if) I get drafted to go pick up "feminine products", they ALL remind me of that single occurrence so I have zero room for embarrassment. 

 

As Red Green says, "I'm a man. I can change... if I have to... I guess...

 

As the oldest member of my family, I plan retribution through them changing my diapers one day. They all tell me they will just call the rest home nurse and wait outside. I fear that I have created monsters! 

Edited 6 hours ago by kpinnc