JimD 3,345 #1 Posted July 26, 2016 who had been a retired farmer for a long time, became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: Dr. Geezer’s clinic. “Get your treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1,000.” Doctor “Young,” who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know anything about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get an easy $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer’s clinic This is what happened. Dr. Young: “Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?” Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young’s mouth.” Dr. Young: “Aagh! This is gasoline!” Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500.” Dr. Young gets annoyed and leaves in a haste. He’s angry now, and spends the next few days trying to figure out a way to recover his money. He returns to Dr. Geezer’s office once he thinks of a clever plan… Dr. Young: “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.” Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.” Dr. Young: “Oh no you don’t. That is Gasoline!” Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.” Dr. Young, after having lost $1000 total, leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. Dr. Young: “My eyesight has become weak. I can hardly see!” Dr. Geezer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that so… Here’s your $1000 back.” Dr. Young: “But this is only $500…” Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.” Moral of story — Just because you’re “Young” doesn’t mean that you can outsmart an old “Geezer “ 20 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WHX?? 46,774 #2 Posted July 26, 2016 Good one Jimmy D..... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squonk 38,928 #3 Posted July 26, 2016 So what are you going to do with the money Jim? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougC 2,641 #4 Posted July 26, 2016 You made my day with that one Jim. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ohiofarmer 3,157 #5 Posted July 29, 2016 Reminds me of the time that I beat a 27 year old fitness instructor at arm wrestling even though i was recovering from chemo. Played that kid like a fish and tired him out before dropping the hammer. i am 64 years old 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bach-Ed 164 #6 Posted July 29, 2016 Ohiofarmer, I've often used this line; "Old age and treachery beats youth and enthusiasm every time." 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
