BENEDICT ARNOLD SPOTTED!!!!

[Docwheelhorse 2,740]

Heard an odd noise coming from the neighbors house and walked over I was COMPLETLY DISGUSTED to see our own Sparky driving a Craftsman mower to mow and pick up his leaves. Who does he think he is sleeping with the enemy.... PLEASE REMOVE HIS PRIVALEDGES IMMEDIATELY AS WE DO NOT NEED SO CALLED WHEEL HORSE LOVERS EXPOSING THERE TRUE FEELINGS!!!! Here is a picture for proof.... I will also need help repossesing all of his Wheel Horse tractors and parts as he does not deserve them. Please email me if you can help.....

Thanks for all your support.....

Tony

:horseplay:

[T-Mo-(Moderator) 4,604]

Tony,

That's a disturbing picture. Sparky must be off his meds. As a friend and neighbor, only you can help, Tony. It looks like we need to form an intervening group. Friends don't let friends drive Craftsman. Of course, if Sparky continues in this behavior, then it's only appropriate you confiscate his horses until he's gets the help he needs.

[Sparky-(Admin) 23,147]

I know...I know...its a green Craftsman. At least the rims and seat aint yellow .

Well heres the deal since my secret is out .

My wife bought this for me for fathers day in 2001. At the time I had only one WH, a 701 with no deck just a plow. My MTD built Agway had just about died and this Craftsman was the replacement. I have had 7 years of great service outa this tractor and it still has the original Die-Hard battery that it came with. I have had no troubles with it yet. I cant complain. It only sees mowing and bagging duty as the aluminum tranny (hydro) would surely quit with a snow-plow hooked to it.

I do have a 36" deck on a C-85 and a 48" deck on my 416-H but neither will bag. Does that redeem me???

Mike...........

PS......If you ever bring home something not WH Tony, you had better keep it under a tarp where my camera cant see it :omg:

[dave s 0]

Get their passports ready and I will come down and rescue them to a nice heated garage up here until he gets the proper care he needs

dave s :banghead:

[BPjunk 184]

Ya' know Tony,

I seem to remember a quote by Sparky ...... sumtin' about a boat anchor and a Tecumseh that I heard jus' before the show in June.

Wild Bill in Richmond, Va.

[glenn27 71]

Caught in the act.....LOL! Happens to the best of us--at least you have a Wheelhorse friend close by, that you can exchange info with....

{Oh--Hi Sparky!!}

[KyBlue 655]

Busted!!! Wonder if we can get him on that TV show...I think its called Intervention???

[linen beige 15]

It's OK Sparky. I mow with a (Kohler powered) Craftsman too. It's the only thing it's good for. But when there's real work to be done, I fire up a 'Horse and chuckle when I hear 'em say "Look here boy, let me show ya how it's done".

[Sparky-(Admin) 23,147]

Hmmm....where was the Paparazzi wanna-be neighbor today when the 416 and I were clearing the leaves from my front stonewall ?

Musta been off chasin Brittney Spears .

Mike...........

[KyBlue 655]

thats a much better shot!!!

[JimD 3,347]

:wtf: is up with the green sweatshirt? :USA:

[Docwheelhorse 2,740]

NOW WONDER HE CAME OVER AND ASKED IF HE COULD BORROW MY TRACTOR!!!!!

Wow my nose grew three inches...

Tony

[HorseFixer 2,013]

I dunno guys If you look closely at the pictures he's grinning like a Chesser Cat while sitting on that CRAPMAN but doesn't look near as happy working the WheelHorse :wtf: is up with that? And yep a green matchin sweat shirt hmmmmmm yep we got a turn coat amoung us! I think he has further splanin to do! We should have a TRIAL!

Duke

[CasualObserver 3,411]

but doesn't look near as happy working the WheelHorse :wtf: is up with that?

my guess would be because he wishes he had a sweeper to collect all those leaves so he could till them into a garden. Cheer up Sparky... at least it was seat time!! :banghead:

[linen beige 15]

Craftsman mowers are like fat women. They can both be a lot of fun,

You just DO NOT want your friends to see ya ridin' one. :banghead:

[JimD 3,347]

o.k., time to fess up here.,i can't be anymore sparky, cause i have a green thingy in my barn too. and it's much worse than a craftsman. here she is...

but in my defense, when i use her i'm always wearing e RED SWEATSHIRT! :USA:

[saguaro 0]

I to am GUILTY. Have a 13 year old craftsman. :banghead:

[tasmi01 3]

:USA: I can't believe someone would do that,but we all know why he owns a horse it's to pull his wife around on the craftsman as the picture shows it's definatley not a moving tractor,it actually makes a great LAWN chair (confession as well.I too have an old yardman in my garage and my father has a cub cadet)GUILTY AS CHARGED we all have the beaters in the sheds. :omg:

[bitten 134]

I have to admit that I use a Ferris to cut our grass . The time it would take to use one of the horses compared to the Ferris is incomparable. This thing will mow doing 10MPH. I have never even put any time trying to get one of the decks to work.

One thing though, it is red.

I hope my confession will make it all better in the long run.

P.J.

[Duff 206]

I hope my confession will make it all better in the long run.

P.J.

Yeah, and I'm not "pure" either.

My brother and I take care of my Mom's place (four acres of lawn ) with a pair of green and yellow tractors my Dad had before he passed. Saves having to trailer my 'horse 17 miles each way to do the mowing......

BUT....I always caress the 'horse and apologize for my indiscretion before I leave and when I come home! (Sick, ain't I!)

Duff :USA:

[Brian1045 28]

I also ride a 15 yr old craftsman, that looks like something outta madmax with all the years of abuse. But hey atleast it's a Kohler.

My Fiance' rides the wanna be JD from Lowes. I like the old beaters myself. Instead of having the new hydro's, comfortable seats, tight steering and all that.

I let her ride that one.

Not sure about the WH when I get it done. I may just use her for parades! And /or bragging rights as I putt around the neighborhood. :banana:

[T-Mo-(Moderator) 4,604]

It looks like we need to suspend a lot of member's accounts..... :banghead:

[CasualObserver 3,411]

Pot... meet Kettle. (we could repost some of your "herd" pics from a year ago, T-MO!) :USA:

[T-Mo-(Moderator) 4,604]

Now, Jason, maybe I owned a few "off-color" brands, but now I'm pleading the fifth. :banghead:

[bdanie7 0]

Can I get banned for buying a green one . Its gonna be red again!I promise! I will send pics. as proof.