WARNING to the Commonwealth of PENNSYLVANIA

[BPjunk 184]

A empty white Chevy one ton pick up was spotted heading in your direction. I repete a EMPTY white Chevy one ton pick up headed north bound on I-95 towards Pennsyvaina and as we all know it is opening day for "horse season" .... uh well at least THAT'S what the driver of the white pick up told us told us.

It's 6:30 folks ........ do you KNOW where your horses are??????

Wild Bill in Richmond, Va.

[Sparky-(Admin) 23,762]

Allright then.

Since the trucks runnin we can assume it doesnt have a Tecumseh under the hood .

Now if all you PA horse collectors are smart you'll put a crappy broke down 'ol MTD(easily found EVERYWHERE) in yer front yard which will fool the rustler into thinkin that only junk tractors live at that house.

Good luck PA guys,

Mike.............

[DMESS 24]

Basements locked. No "indians" down there anyway. Okay, maybe 1 or 2, but I doubt they run. Enough Kohler power here to keep VA rustlers at bay. :banghead:

[JimD 3,347]

if it turns west toward ohio, i've already contacted the governor to close the border. he told me the national guard and the state patrol are busy, but he knows a guy in a green ranger who has a slingshot that might be available. :banghead:

[refracman 167]

Thanks for callin the Gov and such. But ifins he got this far west,Ill have to get the 50cal out and do a little sharpy shootin. We be not too partial to out a staters rustlin or horseys :banghead:

[DOC in Kentucky 178]

Wild Bill,

Just keep goin north and not west, please.

Cause the locks broke on the shed door and I ain't had a chance to get it fixed The dogs tired of sleepin outside but the wife would probably help you load all 8 of them horses. :banghead:

[bowtieguy 334]

No problem here....as long as that white pick em' up stays EAST of the big ole Mississippi....then you might have a problem if ya cross the river, cause the DOT gets very suspisous when they see and EMPTY truck with VA tags...hope ya got lots of CASH!!!! :banghead:

[rustbucket 4]

oh no bill knows where i live thank god all horses are garage kept and the doors locked with auto door closers and keyed locks. hmm might be hard leavin here with a haul of round hoods if that white truck gets blocked in by the BIG white van.

[Raider12 13]

If'n he turns back torde Oh-hi-a, I get em with my BB gun, hope I dont shoot my eye out........... agin! :banghead:

[Rod(NASNUT) 1]

:USA: Doors all locked gun loaded did not feed the dog today,TT you let me know if you see that pickup over there :banghead:

[TT-(Moderator) 1,162]

I'm alright with a BP visit.

I really don't think I'd miss a few tractors..... and for the right amount of money, they can all leave! :banghead:

[Rideawaysenior 28]

Warning, this property is patroled by an armed vet four out of seven days a week.

YOU GUESS WHICH FOUR DAYS THEY ARE>

[linen beige 15]

Hey y'all, I hear there's a house in Virginny with a YARD FULL of Wheel Horses and the owner's out of town! Think I'll gas up the old Ford. :banghead:

[Buzz 502]

Hey y'all, I hear there's a house in Virginny with a YARD FULL of Wheel Horses and the owner's out of town! Think I'll gas up the old Ford.

Don't waste your time. Jerry's already made a few cross town trips. :horseplay: ..........

[charger10us 1]

Not to worry to much, because IF BP do'es get a load the HE WILL HAVE TO HAVE A C-195 to pull the truck !!!! So make sure he DON'T get a C-195!!!!! :horseplay: :horseplay: :banana: :banana: :banana: :USA: