SylvanLakeWH 30,634 #26 Posted 4 hours ago 52 minutes ago, kpinnc said: Occasionally the onset of the sickness is quick. Sadly there is no cure and the only treatment typically requires additional horse trading. Red paint is very good for alleviating the itch and burning as well. Other signs and symptoms include: Hair dryers mysteriously relocating to the garage for various paint and decal duties. Red tractor parts drying on living room tables, rugs, chairs and countertops when it's cold or raining outside... Strange people with large trailers dropping off little red tractors, parts, implements at all hours... typically expecting food, adult beverages and occasionally lodging... Washing machines tinted red on the inside from mysterious sources... Immediate need for large storage sheds, barns, trailers and neighboring garages... 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites