Ralph S   342 #1 Posted April 2, 2019 Well, I'm at the ER 😢. Today was not a good day. I decided to go horseback riding - something I haven't done in many years. It turned out to be a big mistake! I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and tried to gracefully bail. Unfortunately, my foot got caught in the stirrup and I got dragged by the horse through the feedlot. I couldn't get the horse to stop and was choking on cow chips (yuck!). Thank goodness the manager at Toys-R-Us came out and unplugged the machine. But, he had the nerve to take the rest of my change so I wouldn't attempt to ride the elephant. How many of you actually read what I wrote? If you did, copy and paste for someone else to get a laugh!! 3 17 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WHX?? Â Â 46,684 #2 Posted April 2, 2019 My belly hurts dude.... 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ralph S Â Â 342 #3 Posted April 2, 2019 7 minutes ago, WHX22 said: My belly hurts dude.... We all need a laugh in this day and age 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WHX??   46,684 #4 Posted April 2, 2019 Got that right Ralph... was just gettin ready to send you prayers to get well soon when the punch line set in! 3 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ralph S   342 #5 Posted April 2, 2019 1 minute ago, WHX22 said: Got that right Ralph... was just gettin ready to send you prayers to get well soon when the punch line set in! Feel free to use it. A friend sent it to me on Facebook. I fell for it too 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pfrederi   17,125 #6 Posted April 2, 2019 Your mommy shouldn't have given you those quarters 2 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shynon   7,435 #7 Posted April 3, 2019 52 minutes ago, Ralph S said: choking on cow chips At Toys R Us  1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
953 nut   51,494 #8 Posted April 3, 2019   You are a day late,  yesterday was April Fools!       But you got me anyway.         2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oliver2-44 Â Â 8,834 #9 Posted April 3, 2019 So that why Toy R Us went out of business 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daddy Don   887 #10 Posted April 3, 2019 Thank April 1st or 2nd only comes around once a year or you would really be in trouble. You would run out of quarters. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
