GlenPettit 1,714 #1 Posted June 19, 2015 (edited) A man went to the police department to report that his wife was missing: Husband: – My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.Sergeant: – What is her height?Husband: – Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five feet tall. Sergeant: – Weight?Husband: – Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.Sergeant: – Color of eyes?Husband: – Never noticedSergeant: – Color of hair?Husband: – Changes a couple times a year…….maybe dark brown.Sergeant: – What was she wearing?Husband: - Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly. Sergeant: - What kind of car did she go in?Husband: - She went in my truck.Sergeant: - What kind of truck was it?Husband: - A 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with Eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats, DVD with Navigation, 40 channel CB radio, 6 cup holders,4 power outlets, custom floor mats, trailer package with gold hitch. Put on special alloy wheels and off road Michelin’s. My wife put a small scratch on the driver’s door.The husband started tearing up.Sergeant: - Don't worry Sir…………..We'll find your truck.. Edited June 19, 2015 by GlenPettit 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian01 481 #2 Posted June 19, 2015 lol that's a good one.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunahead72 2,329 #3 Posted June 19, 2015 Nice. My daughter and I just had a real good laugh. My wife's busy right now, I don't think I'll show her this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AMC RULES 36,937 #4 Posted June 19, 2015 There you go... precisely why that Mrs Rules doesn't drive my truck. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shallowwatersailor 3,213 #5 Posted June 19, 2015 I'm in trouble now. In the past Mrs. Sailor has only driven the 518xi. After my accident the other day, the C-105 was hitched to the trailer and stayed in the middle of the driveway. We came back today from the doctor for my pre-surgery physical and asked her if she wanted to move them so that we could finally get her car into the garage. A small tree limb fell right behind her car with yesterday's storm. She now knows how to: put on the choke and pull it off by hand use the clutch shift between Hi-Lo Range shift between gears uncouple the trailer put the jack down I stand a chance of losing two tractors and a trailer now!!! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Racinbob 10,203 #6 Posted June 19, 2015 I just now read that to my wife. She asked me if there was a certain emoticon I could post for her. Well, actually she showed me. I told her no because this is a family oriented forum. Glen, I'll introduce her to you at the show. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
C-101plowerpower 1,589 #7 Posted June 19, 2015 hehe already knew what was coming, still bloody funny tho Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shallowwatersailor 3,213 #8 Posted June 21, 2015 I'm in trouble now. In the past Mrs. Sailor has only driven the 518xi. After my accident the other day, the C-105 was hitched to the trailer and stayed in the middle of the driveway. We came back today from the doctor for my pre-surgery physical and asked her if she wanted to move them so that we could finally get her car into the garage. A small tree limb fell right behind her car with yesterday's storm. She now knows how to: put on the choke and pull it off by hand use the clutch shift between Hi-Lo Range shift between gears uncouple the trailer put the jack down I stand a chance of losing two tractors and a trailer now!!! Add driving my truck to my list. When I had foot surgery last year, I let it sit for five weeks. The brakes froze after sitting that long - but I was able to break them loose. This morning she is driving around the neighborhood just to keep it exercised. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JC 1965 1,527 #9 Posted June 21, 2015 That's funny Glen, thanks for sharing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AMC RULES 36,937 #10 Posted June 21, 2015 Prolly be cheaper just letting 'em freeze up solid John. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites