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Mathematical formula for the size of your stable

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ohiofarmer

 Now, my friends, i have heard that you can determine accurately the ideal number of Horses you should own for your stable.

 

 X = [N+1]

 

 X is the correct number of horses that is the ideal

 N is the number of bikes Tractors you currently own.

 

Caught the mistake---Also applies to motorcycles:auto-dirtbike:

 

 

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elcamino/wheelhorse

The formula for my situation is a little different

X=(Bxc) depending on d

 

d= drunk neighbor

B = 55 gal barrels ( parties by drunk increases the number of barrels)

c= number of empty beer cans drunk throws in barrels 

Amount of money collected is market price of used aluminum cans and number of trips to recycling center each year.

The above calculations and variables determine the number of horses that I can add to herd within any given time period.

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SylvanLakeWH

Mine is way more simple:

 

X=1

 

It does it all...

 

:twocents-02cents:

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ebinmaine

I'd like to add that N can and should and shall be :

Anything that can be used as leverage to increase herd size.

 

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AMC RULES

:text-yeahthat: I got the triple X factor going on over here.

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rmaynard

Let's not forget the W in the formulas, (where W=wife).

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WHX??

Let's not forget the L variable. Directly related to W.  Where L = the number of lumps on your noggin!

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Ed Kennell

Don't forget to factor in the  SSA (storage space available).  This can include barns, magic sheds, carports, tents, basements, rec rooms, living rooms and kitchen tables (work bench).

 

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Achto

After calculating all of the variables that every one has come up with, here is a formula that I have.

 

Take your current square footage needs, multiply that by 3. Build your storage building to that figure. After 5yrs you should find that your building will be 1/2 the size that you really needed.

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ebinmaine
18 minutes ago, Ed Kennell said:

tents

I can't believe I never thought of this before.

My honey and I actually have 5 tents.

We use one tent.

Provided that my math is not escaping me that leaves me with four tents to use.

Two of those tents are quite large and if carefully parked would hold 4 wheel horses each. The other two are unfortunately quite small and would only hold one wheel horse each. So if I'm adding all that up correctly I have space for 10 additional wheel horses Beyond and over and above what I currently possess which is merely two.

 

My honey and I are going to have to have a talk......

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elcamino/wheelhorse
5 hours ago, ebinmaine said:

I can't believe I never thought of this before.

My honey and I actually have 5 tents.

We use one tent.

Provided that my math is not escaping me that leaves me with four tents to use.

Two of those tents are quite large and if carefully parked would hold 4 wheel horses each. The other two are unfortunately quite small and would only hold one wheel horse each. So if I'm adding all that up correctly I have space for 10 additional wheel horses Beyond and over and above what I currently possess which is merely two.

 

My honey and I are going to have to have a talk......

Let us know how many horses you will be allowed to part in tents.

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ebinmaine
7 minutes ago, elcamino/wheelhorse said:

Let us know how many horses you will be allowed to part in tents.

Don't get too "tents" waiting for me. See what I did there... Hahaha. O.... 

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elcamino/wheelhorse

One of these days I am going learn how to spell :ROTF:

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ebinmaine
9 minutes ago, elcamino/wheelhorse said:

One of these days I am going learn how to spell :ROTF:

Meh !

I blame autocorrect but it isn't always faulty.

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elcamino/wheelhorse

Auto correct only works if you misspell the word. I keep blaming the keyboard but "she who must be obeyed" states that keyboard  works correctly  so it must be me.:wacko::wacko:

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varosd

and us retired/Ex military folks who did any demolitions calculations will remember  P=Plenty   (of demo!)

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