squonk 38,911 #1 Posted May 20, 2014 In keeping with the release of Godzilla, I thought I would produce my own documentary of the worlds 2nd most favorite Dino As a youth our Dino became fascinated by little red tractors. Working his family's garden brought him joy. He said to himself, "Someday I'll own a fleet of red tractors! Heck I may even win one in a raffle! After leaving school, our Dino took a job at a local quarry working for Mr. Slate. But the idea of a fat guy sitting on his back while the dino lifted boulders with his head didn't appeal to him.so he joined the Navy. When he joined the Navy,he wanted a spot on a submarine. But the Navy wouldn't let him sleep on a sub with the window open, so they assigned him to the engine room of the destroyer U.S.S. Tecky. After being discharged from the Navy, our Dino wandered the forests of the mid-west looking for a place to settle down. He found the perfect spot and phoned President Grover Cleveland." I found a perfect spot!" he said. 'We can industrialize it and have a great football team!" " We should call it Illinois! " Which is Watchahoocie Indian for "Gateway to Iowa"! They did industrialize it but the football team, well let's just say the "Sconnies up north got that covered! Our Dino took a job with the telephone co.where his job was pulling nails and staples out of poles left behind by yard sale enthusiasts. He worked there many years and was very happy. After retirement he was the happy overzealous homeowner. Trying to improve his landscape, he was trimming a tree and disaster struck! The ladder came loose and down he went! Our Dino spent many days in a hospital and in rehab recovering. Cards and well wishes poured in from all over the world via mail and the interwebs as our Dino is much loved! Heck even some whacko from N.Y. who didn't even know him sent him a tractor calendar! After recovering, he became a Do-it- Yourself film star. His " Watching Paint Dry" was an instant classic on A & E. His other classic, "Around the Block' was also a big hit at the Cannes film Festival! The winter was rough on our Dino. He overdid a snow dance and was buried under much snow. Then those pesky "Sconnies' knocked his beloved Bears out of the playoffs. This spring, he decided he needed cheering up after that "Dagger" was thrown by that Sconnie. So he treated himself to a brand new Silver-A-Doo! you will find him travelling across the countryto a tractor show near you. Be sure to stop by and say Hello! THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTE: no stevasaurus action figures were harmed in making of this documentary 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmsgaffer 2,043 #2 Posted May 20, 2014 Hahaha. That's fantastic! Good man, Steve is. Though, I did not know he was purple! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimt1971 236 #3 Posted May 20, 2014 That was funny! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AMC RULES 36,945 #4 Posted May 20, 2014 LOL! Enjoyed many happy years pulling nails and staples out of poles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevasaurus 22,229 #6 Posted May 20, 2014 That is a pretty realistic biography you came up with there Mike. I like it Mate. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HorseFixer 2,012 #7 Posted May 21, 2014 Excellent! But Mike I was a little disappointed I wanted to see the lighter fluid and flames thing like we used to do to all the plastic figures! But oh well, what Squonk does makes sense! ~Duke Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dclarke 4,011 #8 Posted May 21, 2014 Hahaha. That's fantastic! Good man, Steve is. Though, I did not know he was purple! I think Blueberry is a color that better describes Steve. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squonk 38,911 #9 Posted May 21, 2014 Excellent! But Mike I was a little disappointed I wanted to see the lighter fluid and flames thing like we used to do to all the plastic figures! But oh well, what Squonk does makes sense! ~Duke i couldn't do that. I found it in a Geo-cache and as with all of the toy Dino 's I find, it will end up in Steve's collection. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HorseFixer 2,012 #10 Posted May 21, 2014 You could always redeem yourself by dousing the flames with some rOcK -n- rYe that usually makes dInO feel better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squonk 38,911 #11 Posted May 21, 2014 You don't want to mix flames with Rock n Rye. I thought the fumes collecting from his mug would cause Maynard's canopy to erupt in flames from the sun's heat during the raffle last year! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Racinbob 10,276 #12 Posted May 21, 2014 Now will someone please come and clean the beer off my puter screen? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HorseFixer 2,012 #13 Posted May 21, 2014 What kinda drugs are you takin for that that knee operation for your three knees? Guess who I got on Skype? ~Duke 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
